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Okay, Freddie's never late for iCarly. are you worried?

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If i wasn't worried, would I be drinking

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water with this expression on my face?

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Sorry, I was watching this show on

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the tech channel,that was really.

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Hey!

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Millions of people are signing on to iCarly.com

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Right now, so could you please pick up your pretty little

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Camera and count backwards from five?

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Okay, in five, four, three, two...

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Hi, welcome to iCarly.

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Hey!

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Okay, tonight on iCarly.

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We're gonna do one of our favorite segments.

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One we like to call...

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"who's that weirdo in my neighborhood?"

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You see, Freddie...

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Our technical weenie...

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Producer!

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He mounts a secret little camera

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right outside this building

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Then aims it at the bus stop across the street.

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And this week, we found the biggest weirdo yet.

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Go, Freddie.

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Playback.

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There he is, peeling a banana while he waits for the bus.

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Now, you think he's gonna eat the banana, right?

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Well, think again!

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Yep, there he goes.

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Chewing' the peel. what a freak.

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And that's why the new champion of

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Who's that weirdo in my neighborhood is

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Crazy fruit dude.

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Congratulations, crazy fruit dude.

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And let's not forget to say a big thank you...

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To a former champion of who's that weirdo in my neighborhood

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Green haired old lady

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Who sucks on a baby pacifier.

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In 5, 4, 3, 2...

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I know you see

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Somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful,

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Live life, breathe air,

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I know somehow we're gonna get there, and feel so wonderful,

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It's all for real, I'm telling you just how I feel,

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So wake up, the members of my nation,

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It's your time to be,

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There's no chance unless you take one, and it's time to see

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The brighter side of every situation

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Some things are meant to be,

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So give your best and leave the rest to me,

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Leave it all to me,

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Leave it all to me,

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Just leave it all to me.

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iCarlyS01E20 iStakeout

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Crack two eggs in the bowl.

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"but only the eggs whites--"

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Aw!

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Hey, Spencer. what's up?

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Hey, little sister and her two friends

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Who never seem to hang out at their own homes?

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What's you cooking there, handsome?

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Everything. my friend Socko's having a birthday party

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Next week, and I'm in charge of

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all things food and all food gash."

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I'll get it.

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Freddie, hold these egg yolks.

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But--no, no, wait!

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Hi.

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Hi. I'm detective Tragg, seattle police department.

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Freddie, take my backpack.

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Uh, what can i do for ya?

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I'd like to talk with the kids.

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You can't prove anything!

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Relax. you guys aren't in any kind of trouble, okay?

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My daughter's a big fan of your webshow, iCarly.

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Oh!

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I was watching the show with her last night,

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And we noticed a man, a suspect we've been trying to catch.

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Crazy fruit dude?

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No, we're actually after a guy who walked behind

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Crazy fruit dude...

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Into that convenience store across the street.

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You guys record all of your web shows?

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Yeah. everything's archived.

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Do you want me to bring you and mpeg of it?

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What's an mpeg?

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It's a computer video file.

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Yeah. mpeg stands for "mega-pixel electronic gallery."

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Wrong! mpeg stands for "moving picture experts group."

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"mega-pixel electronic gallery."

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Moving picture experts group."

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Can't we just say mpeg stands for "most pimples enjoy gravy"

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And move on?

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May I look out your window?

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I was hoping you'd ask.

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Sorry, but i'm right.

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Sam, stop it.

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-you wanna bet? -No, she doesn't.

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Yeah, I wanna bet.

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How come I can hear me?

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Okay, it's a bet.

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And...loser has to get a tattoo of the winner's face.

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Oh, you're on!

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But you're gonna be pretty upset

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When you have to get a tacoo of my face on you

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You're right.

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I lost.

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And now, my face will forever become a part of your skin.

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Whaa!

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Yeah, this window has a good view of that convenience store.

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You know, my partner and I would like to set up a stakeout

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Here for a few days.

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Ooh, iCarly helps catch a criminal.

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Uh, sure. who are you guys trying to catch?

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The clerk in that convenience store.

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We have knowledge that he's selling pirated dvds

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Illegal copies of hit movies.

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Tragg! this is Stimbler! which apartment is it?!

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Hey, Stu, I'm in 8-c.my partner.

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Wait, wait. your partner's name is Stu Stimbler?

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Detective stuart stimbler. I'll go get him.

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Oh! oh, no.

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What's wrong?

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I went to sleep-away camp with a kid named Stu Stimbler.

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He was the meanest, most obnoxious bully in my whole cabin.

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His nickname was "spanky."

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Well, it's probably not the same guy.

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Yeah. what are the odds that it would be--

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Oh! Spencer!

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Oh, no!

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It's me, Spanky Stimbler!

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I see you!

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Ha!

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Why do they call him Spanky?

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I'll show you why.

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No. No, no, no, no!

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- Spence! Come on! - No! Quit it!

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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

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Thanks for asking!

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Okay, I don't see any criminal activity,

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But I do see a jogger

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who really should be wearing a bra.

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Poor guy.

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Ahh! "Moving picture experts group"!

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Do you really think Sam's gonna make me get

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A tattoo of her face?

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I don't know, but if she does,

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won't your mom freak?

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She freaked when I spilled one tiny drop of mustard

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On my church pants.

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What?

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"Church pants."

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What up, party people?

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Say hello to my cousin, Annie.

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Hi. I thought you said she was in jail.

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Oh, parole, baby.

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Ready, Freddie?

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Ready for what?

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Annie's a tattoo artist.

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You made a bet and you lost.

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Right, Carly?

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I want no part of this.

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I'm just gonna watch the bouncy jogger man.

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Sam, please!

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I'll do anything else.

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The deal was you get a tattoo.

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I know, but--Sit.

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Sam!

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Quit whining, kid. Getting a tattoo ain't so bad.

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It's not?

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No. It just hurts a lot and lasts forever.

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Oh, my god!

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Now he's doing jumping jacks!

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Oh!

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Please, don't spank me with my own cucumber!

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You...

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Ooh! Tragg, they got peppy-cola!

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Those are Carly's. You shouldn't take--

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Hey, yo, grab me one, would you?

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Aah!

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Sam, in tattoo form!

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So awful.

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How are you hiding that from your mom?

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It's not easy.

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Yeah. Doesn't she still give you those bi-weekly

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Body inspections?

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No! I told her I was too old

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for those a long time ago.

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-Yesterday?   -Maybe.

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Hey.

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I had a pork pot pie in your fridge from last weekend

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And one of those cops downstairs ate it.

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Well, they drank my peppy-cola.

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-They did?   -Do I seem peppy?

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-Not really.  -Well.

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How much longer Are they gonna be here?

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It's been like days.

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I know. They haven't gotten any good evidence on the guy

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They thinks' selling those pirated DVDs.

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Okay, guys, 10 seconds.

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Showtime, kid.

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In five, four, three, two...

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Hello. You've reached iCarly.com

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If you're looking for comedy...

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Press one.

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If you're looking for my pork pot pie

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A cop ate it!

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Okay. Now, if you've ever wondered

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what the human brain smells like...

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Um...

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What are you guys doing?

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We got suspicious activity across the street.

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The view from the downstairs window got blocked by a truck.

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OKAY, iCarly fans,

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This may look like we're

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Trying to do a comedy-- Shut that camera down!

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We got a police investigation Going' on here. Turn that off.

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Yeah? Well, maybe you should shut your investigation down.

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We got a web show here.

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Not right now, you don't.

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Turn off the camera.

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Somebody call a congressman!

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I am starving!

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Hey! Turn that off!

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Stupid cops, not cleaning up after themselves,

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Interrupting our web show,

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Making me grumble to myself.

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Some people just have no manners.

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Any idea when the cops are gonna arrest that guy and leave?

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No, but it better be soon,

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Cause I've had it.

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You think you've had it?

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Yes, I know I've had it.

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Me, too! I thought I was rid

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Of that jerky Stu Stimbler years ago.

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He ruined camp for me!

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Do you know what it's like

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To be harassed every day by some kid?

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Where are those cops anyway?

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They've been upstairs all day.

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Whoa, Spencer.

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Did you make this cake?

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Yeah. It's for Socko.

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See, since he owns his own sock company,

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I made his birthday cake in the shape of a sock.

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This is incredible.

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How'd you do this?

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I just combined my sculpting skills

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with my cakery skills,

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And, boom, sock cake. Shall we applaud?

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May I come in?

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Whoops, already in.

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Freddie, come on.

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It's time for our class.

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Spencer, you have a stain on your shirt.

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Go put on a fresh one.

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But you're not my mother.

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Mm!

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I'll put on a clean shirt.

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Man, I totally forgot.

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What?

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My mom signed us up for mother-son synchronized swimming classes.

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Stop laughing!

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When I take off my shirt to get in the pool,

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She's gonna see my tattoo.

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I'm dead.

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Freddie?

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Freddie?

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Mom, I don't have a swimsuit.

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Which is why I just stopped at mall-mart

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And bought you this.

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00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:45,250
Look, mom...

274
00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,750
Let's go.

275
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:49,970
Ohh!

276
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,190
Have fun.

277
00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,140
Swimming simultaneously.

278
00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:58,700
Dad, I'm bored!

279
00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,280
What am I supposed to do?

280
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,670
You think I'm irritating!

281
00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:07,410
I have never said that out loud.

282
00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:09,840
Uh, why do you guys have a child with you?

283
00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:11,840
That's his son.

284
00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:13,850
This bottle's empty.

285
00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:20,150
His nanny had a nervous breakdown.

286
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:25,120
Go in the kitchen and get yourself a can of peppy-cola.

287
00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:26,220
Did you buy more?

288
00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:26,690
Yes.

289
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,730
Okay, go. Yeah, go ahead.

290
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,860
Okay...oh, boy!

291
00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:34,700
So have you geniuses gotten your evidence yet?

292
00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:35,930
You know, so you can leave?

293
00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:36,990
Not yet.

294
00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:39,570
This stakeout could take two or three more weeks.

295
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,110
What?!

296
00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,110
Weeks?!

297
00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:43,980
Why can't you just go across the street and arrest the guy right now?

298
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,480
Cause we don't have proof yet that he's selling the illegal DVDs.

299
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:50,150
Hey, did Mrs. Benson leave?

300
00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:50,650
Yeah.

301
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,030
Why'd she tell me to go put on a new--

302
00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:01,510
Spencer.

303
00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:03,300
You ate my sock cake.

304
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,160
What's this big spoon for?

305
00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:06,830
You ate my sock cake.

306
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,400
Why would you eat my sock cake? I don't even

307
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,330
Know who you are.

308
00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,000
How could you--oh!

309
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,640
You're out of peppy-cola.

310
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,340
Aaaah!

311
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,540
Okay, you're not gonna believe this.

312
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,050
Those cops have gone too far.

313
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,550
Spanky let his obnoxious kid

314
00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:34,390
Use my pear-pod without asking me.

315
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:35,310
No way.

316
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:36,730
Yes. He erased half my songs

317
00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:38,890
And left it covered in little boy spit.

318
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,230
Hey, Freddie.

319
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,200
What happened in your synchronized swimming class?

320
00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:45,530
Did your mom see your tattoo?

321
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,040
No. I kept my shirt on the whole time.

322
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:51,070
I told her I was afraid of getting a cloud burn.

323
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,810
"Cloud burn," good one.

324
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,140
Yeah. Till she drove me to seven different drugstores

325
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,550
Looking for cloud block.

326
00:13:57,610 --> 00:14:00,350
You guys, help me get rid of those annoying cops.

327
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:01,950
Why's it taking so long?

328
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,890
They say they need solid evidence that the guy's

329
00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,520
Selling pirated DVDs.

330
00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:09,620
I bet we could get evidence quicker than those doof-butt cops.

331
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,060
Yeah. How hard can it be to catch a guy?

332
00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:13,530
Selling pirated DVDs?

333
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,310
We go into the store undercover and get the evidence ourselves.

334
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,770
Wait, what if the guy's dangerous?

335
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,600
Half my family's dangerous. So?

336
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:25,310
Freddie! Freddie!

337
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:27,710
Mom, what are you doing here?

338
00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:28,800
I found cloud block.

339
00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,590
I never went undercover before.

340
00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:41,790
What are you supposed to wear?

341
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,030
I don't know. Freddie's wearing a robot costume.

342
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:48,100
Ha ha. I'm gonna wear a shirt to hide all this.

343
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,730
The idea is just to look normal and blend in.

344
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,230
What is all that stuff?

345
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,570
Well, these are microphones,

346
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,300
This is the laptop that'll record it all,

347
00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:58,610
And these things are wireless receivers that'll pick up

348
00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:00,360
The signal from the cameras you two'll be wearing.

349
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,180
What cameras?

350
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,310
I brought the cap-cam and the eyeglass-cam.

351
00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:14,910
Better.

352
00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:16,040
Way.

353
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:18,630
There. How do I look?

354
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:19,760
Chunky and lumpy.

355
00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:24,530
Ha, just like my aunt Judy before she got that operation.

356
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,600
Well...oh,

357
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:29,970
This could be our guy!

358
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:30,970
Yeah, look, he's got the bag.

359
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:31,720
I see the bag!

360
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:32,770
You think that's our guy?

361
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,440
That is definitely our guy.

362
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,340
You got the illegal DVD guy?

363
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:38,810
No, the pizza guy.

364
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,580
We ordered one a half-hour ago.

365
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,350
Hope you don't mind, man.

366
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,650
We used your credit card.

367
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,460
No. that's good news.

368
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,260
Oh, hey, I think somebody

369
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,250
Dropped a contact lens Right there.

370
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,760
Where? Right over here?

371
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:55,830
Right there.

372
00:15:58,330 --> 00:15:59,570
Ha ha ha ha!

373
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,600
Spanky strikes again!

374
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,440
Yeah, he does!

375
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,250
Hey, we're gonna go out for a little bit.

376
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,050
Okay. So what's with the,

377
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,970
Uh...

378
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,090
Bless you.

379
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:20,090
I didn't see

380
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,640
Hey, you're remaking Socko's cake.

381
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:24,890
Yeah. So far, it's coming out All right.

382
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,700
What about that horrible little boy?

383
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,560
Oh, I worked that out with his dad. He's over there

384
00:16:28,630 --> 00:16:30,030
In a large plastic tube.

385
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,070
Nice.

386
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,660
So where you guys going?

387
00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:42,480
Uh, we're just gonna run out and get some, uh...

388
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:43,910
Stuff.

389
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,410
Oh, uh, I need some stuff.

390
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,130
Yeah, not that kind of stuff.

391
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:47,920
Bye.

392
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:50,090
Bye. Have fun.

393
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:54,760
You're dumb!

394
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:16,340
Wow, this store is so convenient.

395
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,450
Can I help you?

396
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,990
Well, you know that movie, Scarlett's web?

397
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,360
The spider thing?

398
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:33,460
Yeah, I love that movie, but it's really expensive

399
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:37,130
To buy at well-known retail stores.

400
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,000
So?

401
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,100
Do you, by any chance, know where a girl might find

402
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:44,270
A cheaper copy? Hmm?

403
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,070
No.

404
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:49,280
Oh. Okay, then.

405
00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:51,810
Now what?

406
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,420
Uh, let me try.

407
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,520
Just keep your cameras pointed at me.

408
00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:08,700
Yo, bro, I'm looking for a little cheap entertainment.

409
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,330
Hook me up?

410
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,830
Hook you up with what?

411
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:17,640
Some cheap entertainment. Here's some cash.

412
00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:24,810
All right.

413
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:32,420
Camptown ladies sing your song,

414
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,720
Doo-dah, doo-dah,

415
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:37,660
Yank my toe till its five miles long,

416
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:40,500
Everybody!

417
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,280
Forget it!

418
00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:53,940
So...I hear

419
00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,140
You sell movies here, cheap.

420
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,180
Is that true or what?

421
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,580
Yeah, it's true.

422
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,820
So you do sell movies.

423
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,450
Sure. Guess the word's getting around, huh?

424
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,770
Yeah, the word that you sell pirated movies, right?

425
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,160
Pirate.

426
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:12,360
Yeah, pirated, like illegal copies.

427
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:13,290
No, no, no,

428
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,160
I sell pirate movies.

429
00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:18,530
Movies about pirates.

430
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,270
I make them myself with my buddies.

431
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,740
This is the first one we ever made--

432
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,210
Shiver me booty.

433
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,910
And, uh...

434
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,440
Oh, we made this one last year.

435
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:34,020
It's called Pirates of the Lima bee-an.

436
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,950
And, uh, this is our most recent release--

437
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,160
It's called aaarrrg!

438
00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:45,310
Aaarrrg!?

439
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:48,100
That's a pirate word.

440
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,330
It means, hello, goodbye,

441
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,140
Peace. It's like shalom, only for pirates.

442
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,040
Interesting.

443
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,140
Mm, yeah. Well, you see,

444
00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:57,540
You learn something new every day.

445
00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:00,180
Yes, today we learned the meaning of "arrgggg,"

446
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,030
And that the two cops in my apartment are even bigger

447
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:04,310
Morons than we thought.

448
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:06,180
Arrrggg!

449
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:09,370
Who wants to make a movie?

450
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,590
Arrrgggg!

451
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:20,830
Rrr!

452
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:21,800
Walk the plank!

453
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,800
No!

454
00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:24,800
Arrrggg!

455
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:26,170
Arrrggg!

456
00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,310
Rrr, sing me a ditty!

457
00:20:30,370 --> 00:20:33,580
No!

458
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,410
Rrrrr!

459
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,900
Rrrrr!

460
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:36,980
Rrrrr!

461
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,110
Rrr! dance!

462
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:39,530
Rrrr!

463
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:43,750
Well, there's nothing illegal about bad acting.

464
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:46,250
I guess we should pack up our stuff.

465
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,690
I'll go pull our car around front.

466
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:52,190
Knock knock, enter, enter.

467
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:54,460
Oh, I didn't realize you had company.

468
00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:56,880
Freddie, it's time for--

469
00:20:56,970 --> 00:21:00,540
Fredward Benson! You got a tattoo?

470
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,870
Uh...

471
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:04,410
We told him it was wrong.

472
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,040
"Fredward"?

473
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,480
Mom, I--

474
00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:08,910
You come with me right now.

475
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:09,380
Where?

476
00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:11,760
To a doctor to have that blemish removed!

477
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:14,930
No! Removing tattoos is extremely painful.

478
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:17,450
So is being the mother of a delinquent!

479
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,390
Mom, you're scaring me!

480
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,990
You got a tattoo?!

481
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:23,740
So, when are you gonna

482
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,990
tell him it's a fake tattoo?

483
00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:28,500
Aw, the doctor'll figure it out.

484
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,630
Your cousin faked it?

485
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:30,580
Yep. Temporary,

486
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,620
but all the pain of a real tattoo.

487
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,620
Mean!

488
00:21:36,870 --> 00:21:39,810
Come on. Let's go upstairs and start planning the next iCarly.

489
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,340
Aw, I don't wanna work.

490
00:21:41,410 --> 00:21:42,440
Beef jerky.

491
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,440
I'm coming.

492
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:55,160
So, pretty cool, you being a cop and all.

493
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:56,310
Thanks.

494
00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:57,990
Got your own handcuffs and everything.

495
00:21:58,060 --> 00:21:59,610
Oh, yeah.

496
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,460
You know, there's an easy trick to getting' out of those.

497
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,300
What? No, there's not.

498
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:04,470
Yeah?

499
00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:05,620
Want me to teach you?

500
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,370
You can try.

501
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,800
All right, come over here.

502
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:09,770
All right.

503
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:13,610
Now, the trick is to stay totally relaxed

504
00:22:13,630 --> 00:22:15,330
Bend over this.

505
00:22:15,410 --> 00:22:17,550
Sure, okay.

506
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:21,280
Now we just attach these to your wrist.

507
00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:22,970
All right.

508
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,640
Ooh, that's tight.

509
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,960
There.

510
00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:29,560
Wow. All right, now, uh...

511
00:22:29,630 --> 00:22:30,830
How do I get out?

512
00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:33,660
Oh, you don't.

513
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:36,400
Oh, wait, what's going' on?

514
00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:38,400
Payback, Spanky!

515
00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:40,100
No! No!

516
00:22:40,170 --> 00:22:41,800
Spencer, come on!

517
00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:43,150
Yeah!

518
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:43,810
Ow!

519
00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:44,970
Yeah!

520
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,160
Watch me spank your daddy!

521
00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:53,150
Close your eyes! Don't look!

522
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,280
Ow!

523
00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:58,880
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